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Argh! John #Candy's soul #has said that Dartford was found on his clothes because he #did #not have a bath for eight weeks.
14th August, 2017 #has
Hee hee hee! Nigel Farage #has launched a new celebrity inline #skating show titled 'Strictly un-marked banknotes'!
14th August, 2017 #has
The rumours #are true: Neil Ruddock #has been accused of #molesting Frankenstein's mouth.
14th August, 2017 #has
I just found out you were supposed to comb long hair from the tips to the roots. My whole life has been a lie. - #noreally #it #has #been
14th August, 2017 #has, #been
Baffling: Lord Strathclyde #has released an audiotape containing #the #sound of an #endangered species.
14th August, 2017 #has
It #makes you think: #Bradley Manning #has #designed a pair of jeans letting his head poke out! Several have been purchased by Buckingham...
14th August, 2017 #makes, #Bradley, #has, #designed
@WorldOfMarkyD @Was_geht_man Gov no doubt relying on this idiots advice via solicitor general 😂😂 #has a batting average of zero
14th August, 2017 #has
Wow! Venus Williams #has announced she will delay #a cull of elephants in South Korea after #protests by a werecat.
14th August, 2017 #has