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My stomach is full of lobster and my most recent ex is now dating a guy who quotes Jordan Belfort for motivation. Upping my #standards
30th May, 2017 #standards
Like my woman to have a better mullet then me... #standards
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My papa is the real life "Fix It Felix". He can fix my phone, laptop, watch, the e fan, tv, lightbulb, and he can fix my life. #standards
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@ConservaTex @stevepickard424 @thehill Let me guess u're also okay with men who are pathological liars, who cheat o… https://t.co/nRlX68dQBS
30th May, 2017