Nissan Makes A Modern Scion xB, Then Covers It In Thick, Creamy Tech-Speak Millennial Bullshit

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Nissan’s latest concept car for the Tokyo Motor Show appears to be a quite nice and rational update of a car they didn’t make, which was then slathered in some of the most potent, weapons-grade marketing horse-, bull-, and batshit we’ve seen in a good while. Seriously, get a vomit bag ready and keep it close.